What with budgets drying up
Like some palm-fringed oasis,
The cops want people helping
On a voluntary basis.
Saddle up, and bring a rope,
Shine your badge til glossy;
You will then be ready
To go join the local posse.
I might volunteer myself,
But not to wield the fetter;
I'd rather help a criminal –
The hours are much better!
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